im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me
ONE DIRECTION MIDNIGHT MEMORIES - first lines
*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*
this is why i love the 5sosfam
REBLOG IF YOU HAVE LESS THAN 20,000 FOLLOWERS!
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Will promote everyone through out the day to help you reach your goal! :)
I will also follow blogs back. You will gain 15+
u ever catch a glimpse of ya self in a window n u like damn boi……
His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.
i think I am going to cry
I think at least 200,000 of those notes are me reblogging this
guy like this come my way ✌😭
i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair
*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all
what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no