I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.
ellen degeneres beat president obama’s record of most retweets in just 20 minutes. ellen degeneres is the new supreme.
Leonardo DiCaprio jokes are coming to your dash
this is my favourite tweet
*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*
Please spread the word about this!!! Reblog if you need to. The Ukrainians are being killed by their own government, and the country is going into chaos…