Humberto|19|Mexico City; Harry Styles ruined my life omg

benwinstagram:

@harry_styles since we supported you through the greasy beethoven hair i think its time to drop a video jerking off with ya hair down…. or if that is too extreme i will be satisfied with a livestream where u do nothing but read bukowski in the tub wit some candles lit and your hair up thank u xx

Anonymous said: Michael Clifford looks better than Zayn Malik

dirtymindedzayn:

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BRUHHHHHH PLEASE LOVE YOURSELF!

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

@niazkilam: #longhair

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN WITH LADY GAGA 

gay4zayn:

#teamlonghairzayn

"fucking idiot"
- me to me (via gnarly)

wwadirectory:

HES IN A HEADBAND

ifeelthelarry:

bluejuggling:

just found this old photo today of me and my ex !!  It’s a little odd being in the same band with him (I’m in this group with 3 of my school mates, we’re called White Eskimo aha) but I love him, he’s one of my best mates :)  I came up with the name “White Eskimo” btw :) .xx

Just bringing this back.

lamelohan:

me: schools hard

parents: well when i was in schoo-

me:

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ludocris:

yell it from the rooftops

lamelohan:

me: schools hard

parents: well when i was in schoo-

me:

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Anonymous said: Skin care routine? Plus what foundation do you use? your skin is soooo nice.

meloetta:

  1. sleep for about 12 hours every day, you know when you’re sick and you sleep all day your skin looks incredible? that’s possible any day
  2. avoid the sunlight or if someone is beckoning out of your home come out at night and let them know how displeased you are
  3. try not to drink sodas or sugary drinks? alcohol is a good replacement
  4. i slather my face with a honey and cinnamon mask and you might look like the female titan for a while but leave it on for 15-20 minutes and crush small action figures in the meantime
  5. exfoliate thoroughly! if you don’t have an exfoliation product there’s lots of home made scrubs online! cleanse yourself of your dead skin like you cleansed yourself of that last boy who wronged you (maybe dont scrub too hard tho)
  6. i use a korean bb cream! i really recommend switching to a BB cream instead of foundation, BB is my bb
  7. slap your face with a wad of cash every now and then, it might not make it nicer but you’ll feel beautiful on your off-days

thank you so much for the compliments anon! ♥ i hope that helps a bit! 

©joshdevin